a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....
fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020
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Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
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Joshua: Yo man your friend lookin got bro!
Samuel: I know I think I like her too
Joshua; Forreal?! Bro you wanna talk to your Friend crush or nah?!
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Joshua; Forreal?! Bro you wanna talk to your Friend crush or nah?!
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