Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.

Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!

by The Trampettes April 17, 2013

v-butt-licious

makes the kiddies butthurt

v-butt-licious definition, makes the kiddies butthurt.

by thank you for asking February 1, 2014

trying to get that butt

Typically referring to a males contionous efforts to have sexual relations with a female.

Kelvin: Aaah I saw how sharon was looking at you. sup with that?
Ray: Yes sir...I been trying to get that butt for a minute. She playing like she a good girl. But I know she a freak!

by I know she a freak! June 24, 2014

Bottle-butt Bitch

A person that takes a load of cum in the anus and is able to hold every drop of it inside for as long as they please.

Bottle-butt Bitches are the best at anal.

by unanimousanonymous December 5, 2013

friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch.

by Officer Wag January 10, 2016

Butt crack billy

A weird guy that has a huge butt crack and kidnaps kids making them go inside his buttcrack where he keeps them

Me: lalala
Butt crack billy: get in my butt
Me: please sir I don’t want to go in your butt

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 3, 2019