cat vega

a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.
cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha
by slimshadyzshawty July 31, 2021
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A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.
“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”
by Rizzler faunum gyat December 13, 2024
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Aly Cat

A Nickname for a girl who is Sickly, Poor and Homeless without a family to call her own. Usually stuck living in the slums of dirty cities and hanging out around filthy dumpsters in alleyways.
“I was walking Downtown and ran into Aly Cat, Now I’m covered in Fleas!”

“Beware of the city at night, Aly Cat is running the streets!”

“Someone call Animal Control! Aly Cat is rabid and foaming at the mouth!”
by Honest.Troll3000 December 20, 2024
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cat lollipop

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.
I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.
by unidenphone July 06, 2022
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Mall Cat

A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
by CulturedEuropean May 09, 2023
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ghetto cat

ghetto cat - cats seen in the ghetto
ghetto cat - (derogatory) children from the ghetto
Go slow when you make this turn, ghetto cats are always in the street here.
by $.05 May 12, 2011
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