Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 3, 2019

v-butt-licious

makes the kiddies butthurt

v-butt-licious definition, makes the kiddies butthurt.

by thank you for asking February 1, 2014

Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.

Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!

by The Trampettes April 17, 2013

cupids butt-shaft

The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.

Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".

Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"

by Long Dong Silvers November 13, 2018

Butt crack billy

A weird guy that has a huge butt crack and kidnaps kids making them go inside his buttcrack where he keeps them

Me: lalala
Butt crack billy: get in my butt
Me: please sir I don’t want to go in your butt

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Poopy butt cheeks

It mean when you forget to wipe your butt cheeks

Roman for got to wipe his but cheeks after he went to take a dookey so he had poopy butt cheeks 💩

by Boywood13 October 15, 2017

Cleveland Butt Aids

The act of taking your shit, and putting it into the girl you be fuckin, then you put your dick in your shit and fuck the shit in her butthole. After that you go to the doctor, and you get butt aids.

Guy 1: Holy shit i heard James got Cleveland Butt Aids
Guy 2: YOU GASSIN

by GABE_COFFEYYYY May 1, 2017