adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2014

friend

A person who says that they are there for you but switches up. Someone who knows allot about you but quick to blackmail you. A person that in the long run can't be trusted.

Oh that's my "friend"

by Big_dick_willie December 29, 2018

Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.

Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.

by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018

Friend!

A friend is someone that you can make to have friend.

Am going out with my Friend!

by The Golden Bandit April 19, 2021

A call with a friend in Vienna

A plan in advance to snort smelling salts.

"Where's Avery?"

"Oh, she has a call with a friend in Vienna."
"Again?"

by Darmani April 10, 2020

Friends

Something that you don't have

Mom:"Sweety where are your friends?"
Anyone:"Nowhere and everywhere"😢

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

Normal friends

Three words, Roblox sex, confusing friends, confusing yourself and mixed emotions, also colours, a lot of colours.

She is pretty, I would like to be Normal friends with her

by Balake CostaRica January 19, 2021