“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”
by wenchhh November 25, 2021
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“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”
by shiftyshady May 3, 2018
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Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019
Get the best friend mug.Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
Get the ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔 mug.(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):
a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2012
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