Best friend-in-law

When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.

At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.

by KingLouie Daturd August 27, 2018

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

Friend

Something you do not have.

"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."

by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020

Friends

A thing that you and me don’t seems to have :)

I have no friends

by Agentjoemama April 5, 2022

friend-lock

When you and a friend go on two or more adventures together and are automatically required to be best friends for life.

What do you mean you don't want to be friends anymore? We went to sweet water creek and Stone Mountain together, we're on friend-lock!!!

by tinyt May 15, 2017

Smiling friends

OK, it was smiling friends. That was the name of the show.

Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

Spry Friends

Jizz.

Gilchy: Please put your spry friends in my orifices.

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025