My best friend bobby

Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction
by Bobby’s bestie charles October 20, 2021
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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attractive friends

When your sleeping with your friend with feelings but your not dating
Yea Renae and I are attractive friends ,
by Bigdaddylk September 29, 2020
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Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!
Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.
by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022
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Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.
I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”
by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021
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gucci friend

A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick
by Shelbert1235 February 11, 2018
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