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My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.
"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man
by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022
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Ur mom

Bro ur mom is so hot
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your mom

the largest object in the universe
your mom
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Ur mom

A term used primarily by middle school boys whenever they have the chance to say it. Usually this phrase is not used in the right context and is overly said to the point that no one thinks it is funny.
Person 1: what are you doing tomorrow?

Person 2: haha ur mom
by Ifvckedurmum August 11, 2021
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mom-and-popped

To enlist permission from another authority after one authority denied an initial claim. In practice, this would be like a child not getting a favorable permission from a parent, and then going to another to hopefully get a new, favorable outcome.
Lenny the office worker wanted to listen to music at work, but his boss said no. He then mom-and-popped the situation and asked his boss's boss to hear some tunes.
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Mom

Mom is like a person that is in your life and helps you live and be healthy.Mom helps you live and drink eat and stuff like homework!
Hey mom can you help me with homework?
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Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
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