doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Do

Innocent?

mine would not have been:)

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You know just what to say 😘
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by a dream and 💔 August 13, 2024

Doing a Potter

adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.

Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."

by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013

do you know what I'm thinking

I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye

do you know what I'm thinking the word is differed you know now so yeah

by crushing on people July 9, 2023

he do it for the book

Shit you say when ur BD on papers frfr

Parole officer calls and he says he does construction but real still slang dope..... he do it for the book

by Kmatic April 20, 2018

Do a Ignacio

When you escape with the bail after a rural house

Look at Marcos, he will Do a Ignacio

by bilberma November 22, 2021