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Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or
person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?
by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020
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cat

a cute furry fluffy animal often found within a household
wow that cat is so fat i could squeeze it to death
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth
Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!
by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021
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House Cat

A house cat refers to an individual living in a Bubble with no understand of the world outside of there house ( bubble ) how the house was build, what evolution it took for the infrastructure to create and maintain the house.

A house cat lives in and benefits from the Luxury of modern technology and culture whilst also shaming the outside world that provided it.

A house cat will try to dismiss insult and shame individuals in the outside world through a window without ever having stepped out there own echo chamber.

A house cat is oblivious to anything past what they can comprehend through there own window.
You have no idea how ecenomics works stop being a house cat.
by Resilientbydesign July 6, 2022
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Doja Cat

What would be referred to as "Godess". Protector of our planet; Planet Her.
*Timmy's arm begins to mysteriously fall off* "Oh my goodness Timmy! *bows head* Oh Doja Cat I beg you protect my good friend Timmy."
by the stanky mule July 13, 2022
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Cat Licker

Person #1: Ok we have to be careful my parents are in the other room!
Person #2: Uhh ok. Did you hear about Tony? He’s a huge Cat Licker!
by Kacchan_420_277 January 1, 2020
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zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.
I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?
by beamguru August 8, 2025
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