the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.
Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
by IAmYourFada August 01, 2014
A girl that fears crack heads from 2 houses up are going to break in an hungry humma is going to fail to protect her or anyone in the house
by Teks6969 June 02, 2018
by dsafaohwlkfu qhuik June 02, 2019
Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 18, 2022
Guy 1: Hey dude, wan't to put a wager on a game of Study Chicken for these exams?
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!
by alexcohenza October 15, 2013
Its when you fuck a girl on her period and get your smegma covered dick lathered with her period blood
Seb: Yo i fucked this girl last night
Paradise: really, how was it?
Seb: I had some chicken parm
Paradise: OHHH SHII BROOO
Paradise: really, how was it?
Seb: I had some chicken parm
Paradise: OHHH SHII BROOO
by billbobhank February 22, 2024