Monkey time

It's freaky time.

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Peepee Time

when you're in bed and she says this you know shit's about to go wiiiiiiiiiiiild

her:"peepee time?"
him:"peepee time."
her:"peepee time."
*sexy things*

by the Atmey boy July 9, 2021

pydjemil time

the act of cuddling in ur pyjamas with ur significant other who has a big fat butt

i really need some pydjemil time right now

by squidlifer March 27, 2022

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022

Time to Ghost

When you are in the middle seat of an suv with a guy named Pablo and a friend passing a blunt and blowing fat thick clouds

“Gotta go! Time to ghost with mindi”

by Sakkar65 June 9, 2019

Sheisty Time

A time when you and your gf/bf are feeling a bit on demon time, so you decide to have sex.

Person 1: Hey you wanna have some sheisty Time

Person 2: oh for sure!

by Sheisty King December 18, 2021

Drayton Time

Take a normal time that people will agree on to meet and multiply it by 5. Then you might be scratching the surface of Drayton Time.

Damn that man is 3 hours late. He must be on Drayton time.

by thatcaulkbender February 8, 2022