Blue Asshole

Mating call for XO fans

Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that

by dandan7 November 25, 2024

blue squad

A group of people who communicate using iMessage and, thus, have blue bubbles when they text. No greenies allowed haha

You're part of the blue squad.

by justbalanithings November 17, 2022

Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them

Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!

by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

Corona Blues

Blue balls caused by not being able to get out and get Grindr sex because of the coronavirus lockdown.

“Oh man I’m SICK of this lockdown now!”

“I know, right! Tell me about it! I’ve already got a bad case of the corona blues!”

by Joshua_Paris April 3, 2020

blue feels

when blue is in her feels

oh look at blue, blue feels

by dfbdfgdshdfufygshdg March 17, 2021