TikTok kid

A subspecies of human that fell behind in evolution, especially in terms of intelligence, they fell behind very bad

Hey dude, Jay is doing a TikTok again.
He is a TikTok kid what did you expect?

by Spilled tea stain October 18, 2023

National mixed kid day

Celebrate your mixed heritage

"Oh it's national mixed kid day"

by Kid with dreams May 22, 2020

golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

goofy ass kid

a kid that acts funny when theres a sub or a kid who is not funny

quandale dingle is a goofy ass kid

by emo capybara November 3, 2022

Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

by na01 December 11, 2022

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022