The small, useless piece of used bar soap that never dissolves and stays at the bottom of your shower forever.
by Lalapoo4000 March 16, 2024
You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train
I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Goose Cream Soap (noun)
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
by Karol Johnson March 21, 2018
A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.
This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.
This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.
by Piss Man February 26, 2021
Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!
"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018