by bureora hoshii October 27, 2021
Get the boyfriend armsmug. Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!
by Batshouse March 9, 2017
Get the Chameleon Boyfriendmug. A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug. It describes "an old boyfriend who's pretty lame" that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with "better" men.
Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(
by yenia February 22, 2015
Get the vintage boyfriendmug. A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug. A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.
He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015
Get the Ex-boyfriendmug. by Secret1s3cr3ts May 11, 2016
Get the boyfriend bluesmug.