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boyfriend arms

the type of arms good for holding stuff
by bureora hoshii October 27, 2021
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Chameleon Boyfriend

A buddy that gets a girlfriend and conforms to everything she wants and goes everywhere she goes.
Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!
by Batshouse March 9, 2017
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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vintage boyfriend

It describes "an old boyfriend who's pretty lame" that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with "better" men.
Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(
by yenia February 22, 2015
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things
by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015
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boyfriend blues

Really sincerely missing him. Very badly.
Abby told her friend Sarah she has the boyfriend blues because he's been away at work for a week.
by Secret1s3cr3ts May 11, 2016
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