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Wilson

Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear November 30, 2017
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KIon Shariff Fulton Wilson

IN HOPE I BYDE, ESSE QUAM VIDERI, THE ANCIENT ARMS OF, VINCIT QUI SE VINCIT.

KSFWLN I&I, INC.

THE COMPANY GRADE OFFICER'S, INC. IS A JOINT BASE FORMATION OF THE BRATHOUSE IN THE U.S. HEADQUARTERS MANNER OF THE U.S. ARMED FORCES, U.S. MILITARY SERVICE, U.S. SELECTIVE SERVICE SYSTEM AND THE UNITED STATES SCDC SHOCK PROGRAM. BY THE U.S. MILITARY CORPS EMBASSY SECURITY GROUP AKA MARINE SECURITY GUARD. USMC

THE COMPANY GRADE OFFICER'S, INC. FROM THE HALLS OF THE HOUSE. HEADQUARTERS, BRIGADE, DIVISION, BATTLION, COMPANY, PLATOON AND SQAUD. BY THE CORPS AND IN THE CORPS. PUBLIC AFFAIRS AND RELATIONS.

THE COMPANY GRADE OFFICER'S, INC. AS THE
STUDENT JUDGE ADVOCATE, THE CANDIDATE OF THE COMMITTEE MEMBER OF THE 13TH JUDICIAL JURISDICTION. AS A MILITARY BRAT.

THE COMPANY GRADE OFFICER'S, INC. ALSO IS THE U.S. MARINE CORPS AND U.S. NAVY. IN LOGISTICS, ARMORY AND STORAGE. IN SOME CASE'S A BURIAL DETAIL, OF A CLASSMATES. AND MANY MORE SUBJECTS IN ALLIANCE'S

THE COMPANY GRADE OFFICER'S, INC. ARE CLASSIFICATION OF THE RANK INSIGNIA'S. AS SECOND LIEUTENANT, FIRST LIEUTENANT & CAPTAIN. IN THE U.S. MILITARY & RESERVE'S.

THE COMPANY GRADE OFFICER'S, INC. ALSO IS THE U.S. MARINE CORPS AND U.S. NAVY. THE MEDIA COMPANY & CIVILIAN MILITARY, IN THE DEPT OF DEFENSE, DEPT OF THE U.S. VETERANS AFFAIRS. THE U.S. MILITARY BRAT
Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson is of Company Grade Officer's and the company grade officer's as KSFWLN I&I, INC.
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Wilson

A round disabled person with eyes in both watches. Travels primarily by mobility scooter or wheelchair. Persons called Wilson are employed by the British Army in FIBUA as they can see round corners, and formally by the RAF as aircrew due to their superb three sixty degree vision. Distinguishable by having a head like a cod fish.
“I’m just going to shine this light in your eye and please follow it as you read the wall chart behind you....yes you are a Wilson”
by Able Radar January 17, 2020
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Wilson

A "wilson" is a proper gentleman who prefers books rather than sex. People think he's gay because he doesn't care about woman but maybe he just doesn't like anything.
When someone is completely aromantic, they can be called a "wilson"
by GargoyleStalker November 21, 2023
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Wilson

Big dick Spanish nigga with curly hair. Understanding. Serious yet childish. Heartbroken man trynna do right by these hoes. He strives for success
Oh his names Wilson 💦
by Ramadda December 10, 2019
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jenessa wilson

Jenessa Wilson is the kind of person who will light up the room. She’s absolutely beautiful inside and out, and everyone can see it. She’s not afraid to put herself out there, and she doesn’t hesitate to always speak her mind. She likes to be in the limelight, but also likes to have one on one time with the people she really cares about. She is really good at acting like everything fine when there is a storm inside of her. She will always be there for her friends and values mutal trust. She is a true diamond in the rough. She’s also hilarious (really good at roasting people and having really funny comebacks). She can make or break anyone’s day with her firey personality. If you’re friends with a Jenessa Wilson don’t let her go! She’ll take you on an adventure of a life time and will never let you down. As long as you support her and let her know you care she will give you everything she has. Plus she has an amazing smile and can make you laugh even when you’re in a bad mood.
What’s all the fuss?

Oh Jenessa Wilson just told the funniest joke!
by master chicken October 8, 2020
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Wilson

The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.
Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)
by JackieCrimble February 3, 2020
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