sonic the hedgehog

fast hedgehog game

"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."

by megapoopy. May 27, 2019

SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

WHEN SONIC COSPLAYERS START GANGBANGING AT YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

jim: BRO DID YOU SEE THE SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS
bob: YEAH

by I LOVE SONIC CD July 4, 2024

sonic 2ed

When you're in a water level in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) and you're about to drown, but that dumb bastard Tails decides he'll snag the last air bubble.

You: "Well Tails took the last air bubble, guess I'll die"

Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"

by Sussy gut November 4, 2023

SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!

by Catjj November 27, 2022

The Sonic Boom

When you lean in seductively as your about to orgasm and blow an airhorn into the lovers ear on the other side

I had to sleep on the couch last night since i hit the wife with "The Sonic Boom"

by AnacondaMMA June 8, 2023

Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.

Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.

by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024

Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Derived from pussy cats and dick punches.

Is that a cat? I’m gonna sonic fist it if it tries to scratch me.

by Kreg the Reg September 26, 2022