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text and run

When you text, message, or IM someone, then imediatly leave the room just so you're not around to see their reply. Often involves throwing your phone and leaving, going to bug random family member, and just wasting time until you grow enough balls to see what they said.
Andrew: So i texted her saying I needed some space.
Paul: How'd she take it?
Andrew: I dont know I had totext and run so that I didnt have to deal with that shit.
by Itsatrapboom123 March 20, 2011
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Safe Text

To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.
Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."

John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
by Pan Blanco October 9, 2008
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Text Telepathy

When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.
Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
by Live To Text July 9, 2010
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courtesy text

1) When you see some one you haven't seen in a while so you text them so you dont feel bad and your not being rude
2) When you get someones number and you text them for like a week and then just stop, so your not the jerk that "didnt text me"
1) I saw Joe at the mall so i sent him a courtesy text so he wouldnt think i was ignoring him.
2) I need to send that chick from the fair a courtesy text so if we meet again she wont slap me.
by angel of america November 29, 2009
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text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.
Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
by rick fooey March 8, 2010
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Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.
Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.
by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011
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email-text

A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.
It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!
by Dallas Brian August 4, 2009
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