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scoof

A fat middle-aged man in sloppy clothes who doesn't do any sport but prefers to sit on his sofa playing videogames or watching TV. A scoof usually works at factory or in the office, has interests in simulator games or fishing, likes to grumble at younger people.
What a beer belly! I bet this scoof hasn't seen his dick in years!
by Boltotron September 17, 2024
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Smoofie

A 'sherm', simp, loser with a knack for acting big and bad. A poser who acts hard but in reality, is soft. A pussy, a scaredy-cat, etc.
"nah, he really a smoofie ass bitch"

"wait till I spin dat block"
"ya smoofie ass aint spinning nada"
by lowkeypokin March 1, 2024
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snobfuscation

Where arrogant, entitled over educated idiots use references to obscure people, concepts or events with which they know their audience is unfamiliar (and which they don’t understand but heard about once at private school) to confuse an argument and then claim victory purely because their interlocutor is unfamiliar with their reference. See appeal to authority and dunning Kruger.
I don’t think Jeremy understood what we were talking about but he was engaging in snobfuscation with random references to Ancient Greek philosophers I’ve never heard of. I couldn’t really get to the bottom of his argument because he kept referring to random quotes and I didn’t know enough to disagree. He sounded like he knew what he was talking about because he had a posh accent. But he couldn’t simply outline his views.
by Flynbourne July 26, 2024
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Snoob

Snoob - sexy knob who likes to be turned on
"she's such a snoob🙄"
by reptileskin May 7, 2024
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snoobergoober

Snoobergoob/Snoobergoob is a different word for cocaine
“Yooo I just got this once of snoobergoober, you down to snort”

“Nahhh I switch to weed and oxy dog”
by Nashville hot wing June 8, 2024
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Smoofy

Meaning to cutely and smoothly preform a feat, usually about a small animal.
“That bird is so smoofy!”
by The really deally December 30, 2024
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Snoobie Goobert

A really serious person.

Someone who's brain is as big as an elephant >:(.
This person smells like fruity fungus.
by FellowMonker January 20, 2025
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