Sneeze

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Bro your such a sneeze

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

sneeze shy

when a person is too shy to sneeze around others and tends to sneeze by themselves.

emily: "I've never heard you sneeze"
me: "sorry, i'm sneeze shy"

by raddy daddy June 15, 2020

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024