douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 23, 2014

Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

underground sailboat

When your friend from Waverly tells you a sad story about the past, you feel like you are riding on the "underground sailboat."

Thanks for bringing up that trip to Malmo, now I'm all chilling on the underground sailboat!

by Zaimejs April 19, 2018

Brandon Sadler

Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible

Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?

Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler

by Hunter reno October 25, 2017

jessica sadler

Jessica Sadler is a tall, beautiful, blond, and blue eyed girl, with a unique eye shape. She is a goddess of all the angles. if any boy gets their hands on a Jessica Aadler, they better hold on tight and not let go. she is sweet, caring, loves animals, and would do anything to impress her man

“Jessica Sadler is so pretty, like how?”
“what’s that girls name over there? Jessica Sadler, dang she’s stunning”

by how?? January 17, 2019