The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022

a fucking stupid comeback people like to make, mainly middle school boys. I speak from experience, lmfao. kind of like the your mom jokes
by unusedhandlelmao January 6, 2022

by Bob bobbyface January 28, 2022

Codeword for a condition in which someone that has no real life outside of the internet fiends off attention leading to them regularly spamming the same word under comment sections of relatively popular people
by hilarity123 July 30, 2021

by Me, me, me! May 6, 2011

by doupser January 20, 2022

A move where a man, usually a Bulgarian takes down his pants while doing a handstand and starting a golden shower on the other guy's head
by Bulga July 12, 2023
