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Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
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Gamer Plant

Another word for marijuana, used by teenagers to communicate publicly.
Zack: Did you bring the gamer plant?
Adam: Yeah it's in my backpack.
Elder: Wow, those youngins are teaching plants to play videogames?
by TheRealDaddyO5 November 4, 2018
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twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.
by Kandicyd July 24, 2009
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plant wrap

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.
Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor
by TheoCosby March 20, 2003
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plant pot

an insult written by eylo
“oi kate you fucking plant pot”
by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021
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Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation
Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss
by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016
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Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023
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