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planted

Planted can be a code word for stoned, or in other words, high off of weed. It’s used to disguise more obvious words.
Dude I feel so planted right now not gonna lie...
by sappysardene August 12, 2021
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plant gang

a slang word used by people who like or play as the plants inside video games such as piranha plant (super smash brothers ultimate) wormwood (don't starve together) or plantera (terraria)
holy cannoli, i like piranha plant too, plant gang!!!!
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to Plant

Elite:Dangerous slang
to Plant means to (sub-target and) shoot a ship's powerplant.
his shields were regening, i had to aim fast to plant the bastard
by HammerPavel July 31, 2017
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chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 29, 2024
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spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021
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