pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

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January Pen

A person that will surely gives you a missing vibe and remind you something about what's your hidden flaws. It also a type of person that have a matured mindset and very pure soul. He is also a wise, intelligent and a clever person. Most people who had this name are those who love art such as poems, proses, music, photography, caligraphy and etc.

H: I thought that he was just nothing but then-
M: then, what?
H: I'm crazy by january pen him.

by @count_me_in. March 22, 2022

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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

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Pen It

physically crossing out an action or person.

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”

by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024

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