turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009

bright-headed

Pronounced brahyt-hed-id Defined as smart, intelligent, acute, bright, brilliant, keen, knowing . . .

She's bright-headed, smart like a calculator!
He's bright-headed!!!

by A. Nonny Moose February 8, 2012

road head

In Layman's Terms, ROADHEAD is when a guy gets a head, BJ, blow job, etc. while driving.

I had this girl give me ROADHEAD and she didnt swallow, got jizz on my pants - thats why I created the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT.

by www.ROADHEADrules.com April 20, 2003

tefal head

In the 1980s, Tefal ran a series of UK adverts featuring a tall-headed scientist chap. His extraordinarily large forehead signified the extraordinary intelligence of Tefal's R&D chaps.

Thus, anyone with a large forehead is a Tefal head.

That bloke has a Tefal head. Look at his huge brow.

by Matthew Revell December 27, 2006

pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

by paddyl August 22, 2007

buddah head

a person addicted to marijuana. Buddah also know as bud and marijuana

a worthless buddah head - Notorious B.I.G. from the song "Suicidal Thoughts"

by carlkilledya January 10, 2008

head honcho

N.

1. A person with advantages over the rest, though he or she may not be any more qualified than the others.
2. The Boss
3. Moms
4. That guy who's in charge and does nothing. And gets paid a whole damn lot for it.
5. The Alpha male

Because he was the head honcho, he could run for office under the name "El Presidente" and no one could do a damn thing about it.

by Michelle S, (with credit to Chris) August 19, 2006