A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper
by Hohan the Great November 20, 2020

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

The lanky kid at school you always walk past in the halls, hes extremely retarded with multiple occasions of him not writing a single word on his essays. Hes only gotten an B in spanish once which he bragged about for the entire month. Hes also extremely obsessed with underground metal, hardcore, grindcore and other genres of bands with outrageously titled names which always include gory and frightening depictions of death, torture, h.p lovcraftian monsters and or beings and sexual terms. Hes always wearing the same clothes due to him never having any money, and if he does have some he will pend them instantaniously on energy drinks, mostly monster and candy. He walks around with his "Oil skin jacket" thinking its awesome and alternative, just make sure to NEVER describe it as leather, as he will respond aggresivly, often with physical attacks. Even is also known has an alter ego / personality called "The Rat King" who is a force not to be reckoned with.
Girl in 10a: "I saw Even 10a walking in the halls with his leather jacket today, he scares me everytime he enters my eyesight"
Another girl in 10a: "HEY! Dont call it an leather jacket... if he hears us well be as good as dead, he has no mercy."
Even 10a: "Did someone call my oil skin jacket "leather"? *rips out your spinal chord and swings it around for an excessive amount of time before bringing it home and hanging it up as a chandelier before crusting over the aborted fetus forest spilling cthulhus acid fluid over the dimented mothers with no recognition of the aforementioned occurances* "hey that a good band name"
Another girl in 10a: "HEY! Dont call it an leather jacket... if he hears us well be as good as dead, he has no mercy."
Even 10a: "Did someone call my oil skin jacket "leather"? *rips out your spinal chord and swings it around for an excessive amount of time before bringing it home and hanging it up as a chandelier before crusting over the aborted fetus forest spilling cthulhus acid fluid over the dimented mothers with no recognition of the aforementioned occurances* "hey that a good band name"
by martylicious April 27, 2025

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.
so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.
so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.
by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024

Person 1: i mean i didnt even realized it was the bambi face until looking at it for like 5 seconds
Person 1 (again lol): *didnt even realize
Person 2: thats now all one word
Person 1 (again lol): *didnt even realize
Person 2: thats now all one word
by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 16, 2022
