Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Ely

An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.

Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!

by NotJoshy February 8, 2020

Eli

slang for a person who is extremely 2 faced and changes their personality and opinions based on who they are around.

omg quit being such an eli

by Finleyyy April 9, 2023

Eli Bruntz

A yaya phag that is also a piss kinker <3

P1: I never knew you were an Eli Bruntz 😱😱
P2:.. kys

by Yaya phag February 27, 2022

Eli stroz

My very amazing partner and handsome person <3

I love you :

Eli stroz is my very pretty partner

by Austin_is_cool692826 October 28, 2021

Eli

A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.

“I have a boyfriend named Eli”

by Richard Nixon July 18, 2019

Eli

thicc

thicc eli

by boomba doomba November 5, 2021