1. Quite possibly one of the most prestigious man to walk on the face of the earth.
2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.
3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.
4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.
5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.
6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.
7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.
3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.
4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.
5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.
6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.
7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
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Get the Pulling A Brandon mug.Lacrosse player and drummer, has a huge dick and is amazing in bed, has dated strippers and eaten their hearts for breakfast, but is extremely nice at the same time. Athletic, tattooed, pierced, and sexy. Makes a great friend and boyfriend for any girl.
Person 1: Hey, I saw you got a new boyfriend...
Person 2: Yeah! His name is Brandon.
Person 1: OMG!!! Really he's really cute!
Person 2: I know, his dick is huge too.
Person 1: Do you have a picture of it?
Person 2: Da fuck? I'm not showing you Tinker-twat!!!!
Person 2: Yeah! His name is Brandon.
Person 1: OMG!!! Really he's really cute!
Person 2: I know, his dick is huge too.
Person 1: Do you have a picture of it?
Person 2: Da fuck? I'm not showing you Tinker-twat!!!!
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2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
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3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
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Get the Pulling a Brandon mug.Is pretty much the shit. wears boots and listens to country music. like to go to bedford golf land and steal stuff with a buddy. lives in Goffstown, NH and goes to GHS. hangs with a kid names pube(ryan),cody(really tall kid),cam, alli, and lisette( his awesome girlfriend).
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