boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Step Boyfriend

A guy that isn't your boyfriend but talks to you like a boyfriend would.

"Me and Tristan have been talking, but we aren't official"

"So he's like a step boyfriend?"

by Astral21 April 22, 2021

boyfriend dropping

Mentioning your boyfriend in conversation in order to get an edge on all your friends. Similar to Name Dropping.

Girl 1: "My BOYFRIEND and I were at the mall the other day and we held hands and I got Jamba Juice. Sorry you're still single, Becky."
Girl 2: "Stop boyfriend dropping all the time, he's not even that great."

Boy 1: "Wow, you got an A in AP English? Did you know I have a BOYFRIEND? He has a car."
Best friend: "I get it, you're gay. Stop boyfriend dropping all the time."

Girl to mom: "OMG, going to the zoo is so much more fun when you have a maodorabeebs BOYFRIEND."
Mom: "All this boyfriend dropping is why you don't have any friends other than your boyfriend."

by zozobemo March 8, 2017

Chameleon Boyfriend

A buddy that gets a girlfriend and conforms to everything she wants and goes everywhere she goes.

Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!

by Batshouse March 9, 2017

boyfriends dad

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.

Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.

by kiwi titi January 15, 2021

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015