stoner roulette

A situation while smoking a bowl when the bowl is almost kicked and people hesitantly take rips, until someone gets the scooby snacks.

The loser of stoner roulette often asks themselves, "Was that last rip worth it?"

by DaSchit January 13, 2014

Stoner Steve

A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.

Hey Stoner Steve, crokeed or mooncrack?

by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020

stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016

Stoner tip

The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.

So, thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips. Everyone say " thanks, Jessica!"

by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019

Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

skibby stoner

Someone who smokes because they do not conform to popular society. They sometimes try to smoke with other smokers but are normally made fun of during the process.

Jay and Silent Bob, they even get called skibby stoners in Strike Back,

by hack_axle December 9, 2008

sophisticated stoner

A person who functions daily with routines such as household chores, a career/job, or a student who has good attendance and a passing gpa while smoking marijuana on a regular basis.

Even tho I smoke weed daily, I still perform my daily routines with a smile. I am a sophisticated stoner.

by Bluekitty09 September 20, 2018