crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

Crunch

Someone who is lame, boring, and doesn’t like to have fun

Joe was being such a crunch last night he wouldn’t go to the club with us

by Appleears March 11, 2022

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)

"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."

by Captain Wally March 16, 2019

White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.

Ew shes a white crunch bar!

by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015

Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.

"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"

by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022