Walmart Reject

walmart is a dump and bad. Reject is someone no one likes and is very stupid. Walmart is just way worse and funnier then reject

John: Did you see Kimme thinks the eiffel tower is 10 feet tall
Joe: OMG she’s a walmart reject

by walmartrejectceo May 16, 2022

walmart boob

boob that’s below average. anything will do

“bro, i’m so down bad, some walmart boob would do the trick right now”

by soggay August 11, 2022

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around in her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS

Walmart cunt

by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022

Walmart Roll

Consuming adderall and alcohol.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.

“You rolling tonight?”
“Nah, I just rolled last night. Gonna just Walmart roll tonight.”
“Sick.”

by SmoothKemosabe June 25, 2022

Walmartussy

Noun

The silky and wet vagina located in the front of the store as well as through the “bonus hole” (also known as the back of the store). The Walmartussy is, objectively, some of the best pussy anyone can get.

Man: “Hey, Jerome, what’s up?”
Jerome: “Aw shit, man, I am pent the fuck up, know what I mean?”
Man: “Oh I get you. Come along with me and we can get some Walmartussy and tag team the bitch.”
Jerome: “Business in front, party in the back if you catch my drift.”

by Perhaps? July 18, 2022

Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC

Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income

by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022

WalmartBagSexual

Attracted to Walmart Bags

Joe:Hey man ur kinda wanna go on a date

Many: Nahhhh bro im WalmartBagSexual
Joe:oh ok

by Walmartbag12345678910 January 31, 2023