thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas lai

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.

Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.

by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020

Thomas and the Colours

Greatest Season 10 episode of Thomas

Man, Thomas and the Colours is so good, I love it, especially the hit era aesthetic

by ffarquhar March 5, 2023

thomas pesman

a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.

share with me or ill get thomas pesman to sit on you

by meowue March 9, 2020

jade thomas

an absolute slut

jade thomas is such a white bitch!! i hate her.

by scoliosisheadass October 17, 2019

Ariel Thomas

She's so rude! And childish. she gets on my nerves all the time. She sucks roes for 90 million dollars. Warning thot alert. she talks behind people's back so much! and she's only in 6th grade! like omg! she makes fun of me, follows me too much. and just annoying.

"Dude Ariel Thomas's forehead created the big bang!" yelled Daniel

by xoglori November 25, 2019