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person 1: watching shrek
michaela jackson: *bursts into room* HEHE shrek is so hot
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The Shrek Word

A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.
“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”
by MiracleWeezerHall September 22, 2023
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Shrek

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek just happened...
by LumoFN November 20, 2019
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shrek fan-fiction

Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!
by KovikSmith March 16, 2019
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Shrek

S: SUPER
H: HECKING
R: ROUND
E: EVEN
K: KAREN’S (LOVE HIM

Wow Shrek is the best! He can ride in a DabBaby Let’s go convertible!
by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021
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Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.
Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.
by 5 big guys May 24, 2024
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shrek

shrek is dope movie
by YeetSkeet550 October 22, 2019
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