The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.
by Freakyqueen May 3, 2018
Get the soap off mug.A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.
by dizzyvision September 29, 2022
Get the Slow Soap mug.A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.
Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.
by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025
Get the Soap Dodger mug.A negative effect when you drink bleach. Due to the chemistry of bleach (Sodium Hypochlorite), it comes in contact with the lining of the esophagus which strips and breaks down the soft tissue. The broken-down cells and tissue mixes with the bleach creating a crude and frothy soap in the stomach.
by Civil_Wrongz June 19, 2023
Get the Throat Soap mug.When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
Get the credit carding the soap mug.1.Someone who is close enough to pick up your soap when you guys go into jail together.
2.Or just picking up each other's soap.
3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .
4.Or gay.
Bromance, yo.
2.Or just picking up each other's soap.
3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .
4.Or gay.
Bromance, yo.
1."Yo man you know the nelly guy? he my soap buddy when we were in jail. "
2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "
3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "
2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "
3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "
by DizzyDazzle April 30, 2014
Get the soap buddy mug.Dropping the soap in prison is a big no no. 3 Big Men will come behind you are start clapping your cheeks in the shower.
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