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A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
mugGet the Carve someone a new Blowholemug.

Pickling someone’s balls

An action to lick my pickled ballsack while you ejaculate in my bush so I get a sticky bush while I sing earfquake. After that we can touch tips and watch gay midget child porn with my dog.(ill hring a butt plug)once I’m done raping my dog I’ll find 17 unsuspecting children and kidnap them. I will cut off each testicle one by one and eat them in front of the kids. I’ll cum on all of there faces and smile while the dingleberrys in my ass linger I’ll Diareah on the florr.
I’m gonna pickling someone’s balls at midnight.
by Skibitidesawn November 24, 2024
mugGet the Pickling someone’s ballsmug.

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
mugGet the take someone to best buymug.
A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.
Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
mugGet the uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhoremug.

to forlane someone

Forlane was the Username of a fellow degenerate in our Discord channel. After hoping for a relief rally in ETH and getting smacked by excessive bearishness and the market, he decided that the bearishness of his comrades was too much for him to bear. Sadly he left the channel.
to forlane someone; Please, don't forlane us. Someone forlaned the channel/group.
by omegaluler July 23, 2022
mugGet the to forlane someonemug.

crackerjacking someone

You give someone the best possible blowjob you can while fingering their butt
by Krepy kerby September 28, 2017
mugGet the crackerjacking someonemug.

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