Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.

When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.

by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024