back to school & back to school SHOPPING

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.

mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,

by ihearttaylorr August 3, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Shipping Wars

Where a bunch of people start arguing, and wage a war over which couples in a show were meant to be canon in a webcomic, anime, tv show,ect.

I went on this chat room, and there were all these people who started arguing over Homestuck shipping. The arguement quickly became a full on shipping war, and i got involved. Darn shipping wars

by T3r3z1 Pyrop3 June 22, 2013

shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF

Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell

by SydneyNotAustralian January 10, 2021

Shipping anxiety

The feeling of waiting for a product you ordered from the internet to arrive.

Phillip, "Yo dude, I ordered some sneakers last week and I've been looking outside my window for the UPS truck the last few days. What if it got lost? What if I got scammed? What if they already dropped it off while I was gone and some thief saw the package in front of my door and stole it?"

Alex, "Bro, calm down. You just got a mad case of Shipping Anxiety."

by pipskix August 23, 2010

Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.

Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020