Steamin Jones

When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.

I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones

by Robstewartsucks April 5, 2017

Steaming hams

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.

Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

by Bertiethebussmugglesdrugs July 9, 2018

Steamed oyster

The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.

Gosh Brad's such an asshole, he gave me a steamed oyster last night, now I can't pee.

by Mdturtle July 14, 2019

Steamoned

When someone’s so drunk they turn into a demon

Annas eyes were different directions.... she was steamoned

by Russdog22 December 8, 2019

crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

by ktrane77 August 21, 2008

Soviet Steamboat

A drink that is the same as a White Russian except the cream or milk is substituted with Coors Light, or if you are a badass, Coors Original-The Banquet.

Want to try my Soviet Steamboat?

by Mulllet August 22, 2009

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 9, 2010