obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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Plant Representative

A type of plant that is the leader of the local plant gang. Is usually a cactus or some other poky plant. Acts as a "representative" for their gang in all of the rumbles. You don't want to mess with them.
by Dirtysocks99 November 21, 2020
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Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.
"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"
by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022
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planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
by bztwzr October 16, 2009
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Fetish Planting

The act of directing fetish porn at children in hopes of making them develop that fetish later into their adolescence.

Very frequently done by pedophiles and content farms. It is often done using franchises that are popular with kids. The majority use fetishes that aren't strictly sexual (feet, inflation, vore, scat, etc.) for just enough plausible deniability to technically not break the TOS.

Most frequently done on YouTube Kids but can occur on other sites and even in official children's shows.
Mom left YouTube Kids on autoplay, causing everyone at the Christmas family reunion to get an eyeful of Rambley Raccoon tied up and getting spitroasted by Herobrine and Waluigi. I reported the video but the moderators refused to do anything about the fetish planting.
by Nebulaud January 29, 2025
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gemium plant

a premium plant in Plants Vs Zombies 2 which costs 100 diamonds to get
examples include: Shrinking Violet, Pea-Nut, Jalapeno.
shrinking violet is one of the best gemium plants
by person personnium December 14, 2023
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