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Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.
Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher
by Bikki Kobayashi July 20, 2010
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Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,
Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.
by Amm2195 September 26, 2020
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Pen-pal

A predominately text based friendship. To be friends with someone over text but to ignore them in person
He’s more of a Pen-pal then a real friend
by TheWrong-Robin August 20, 2021
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Pen Pidyn

How to describe l Icy l
l Icy l is such a pen pidyn
by Zigzagrulerjag January 17, 2021
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Piss Pen

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022
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Too many tups in the pen.

over crouded by men compared to women
fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub
by welshy2k11 May 10, 2011
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