pastered

a dumb fuck

Jack is a pastered bitch

by jasfjdnaklf December 6, 2017

passed out pasta

When your so drunk on a night out you pass out and yourhead fulls into a seventeen year olds lap.

Wow bro I’m so drunk I just passed out pasta

by Oops I Od’d Again...... July 2, 2018

Panted

The art of fucking a nigga without the use of condom and lube.

Shit bitch, he fucking panted that nigga.

by KingLeMaste February 5, 2019

Pastel Ray

Pastel Ray is an animation youtuber. She’s pretty neat and, what I examined as, carefree. She also has a girlfriend named Kayra and their ship name is KayRay.

Person: Pastel Ray posted a new video!
Person 2: Really? We gotta watch is real fast!

by mischiefell August 9, 2019

Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.

Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!

by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019

Passed Glass

Much like passed gas but when you fart it hurts.

That fart hurt so much, it feels like I just passed glass.

by Hollyfcknrae September 14, 2019

Posted

The act of being posted at a bus stop.

"Wya? We're just posted"

by newfool December 21, 2019