theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality

I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!

by ct18397 November 15, 2022

Baller

baller

person 1: baller

person 2: STOP POSTING ABOUT BALLER IM TIRED OF SEEING IT

by yard_again October 23, 2022

Baller

(Balla)

A Shot-caller who makes money the fly then hits the highway in his Impala that sits on 20" blades to get some ass from some ho he called. But while he hit his tightly rolled swisher, he reflects and thinks to himself, "but there's got to be a better way. A better way. Yeah."

Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money the fly way"
"But there's got to be a better way
A better way, better way, yeah"
-Lil' Troy

by DannieTheGirl June 10, 2024

Small Baller

Owner of an oversized 4X4 which only gets highway miles.

Yo, Small Baller just cut me off and beat me to the stop light.

by Floytus January 25, 2023

Baller

Caroline Friken Ferguson

caroline friken ferguson= baller

by ur mooooooommmm November 29, 2018

Baller BJ Jams

Noun an organization of street ballers

My team won in Baller BJ Jams conference.

by shasssssssshaq bj quick May 5, 2018

Jam Baller

A person who likes to put jam on his tesitlces.

He is most certainly a jam baller

by sudorj July 28, 2018