Ascends the Patrick

When something good or funny happens.

It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.

by NoScopeDatPope May 26, 2022

The Black Patrick

“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”

Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings

by Black_Patrick February 7, 2023

To Angry Patrick

The name of a song that was made by someone with hot bars and the same level of disrespect of a abusive father after a few beers

Ronald:You ever heard of To angry patrick

Nick:Nope

Ronald:You should listen to it since the person who made it is so hot and sexy

by I am not the pope I swear February 27, 2021

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get patrick shwavy up in this bitch

by kinda bad person December 16, 2019

Patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo let’s get Patrick shwavyed lol it’s lit fam

by Frosty the snowman December 16, 2019

Patrick dempsey

The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest

man on earth.

Mcdreamy >>>>

Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever

by Patrick’s wife January 13, 2023

Patrick McKee

A dumb ass elementary school principal with a weird shaped head.

Everyone despises Patrick McKee

by lukpack November 28, 2018