coon rapids minnesota

The place where niggas think they gang bangers but they really aren't their really just some lowlife faggots that don't have moms and dads and the girls there are little thots bussin for everybody in the city and the schools don't know how to teach their students how to do work

Coon rapids minnesota is bunk

by The fly guy5310 February 1, 2017

Minneapolis snowcone

The act of two gay men going out into a cold dark alley, one of the men performing fellatio on the other and choking on the fallus, subsequently vomiting onto the member itself. Due to the intense cold, the vomit freezes securely onto the penis and is later licked off like the consumption of a snowcone. The reference to Minneapolis is due to its high gay population, as well as its blistering cold.

Mike and his new friend Darren met at "The Tool Box" and immediately hit it off. Later, Darren gave Mike the best MINNEAPOLIS SNOWCONE he had ever had.

by Natarito Barrito May 28, 2006

Minnesota

Minnesota is a state with judge mental people, rude people, stupid people, ugly women, people like to Harass in this state, very crappy state with Awful public schools.

Minnesota

by Mad dude November 12, 2020

Minnesota Finger Fuck

A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's

Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?

by queef247 March 8, 2011

Minnesota goodbye

When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.

Sven gave Lena the ol "Minnesota goodbye", as it's the only polite way to chat post coitus.

by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021

minnesota fire poker

when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.

you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker

by Dylan, Danny June 9, 2008

minnesota vikings

Vikings are justa good team that usually has alotta off the field problems but that should all change with Big Bad Brad Childress coaching now. Former Offensive Coordinator for the Eagles who has a no-nonsense attitude now after figuring out how bad character can fuck up a whol teams chemistry (T.O in Philly) So he booted Culpepper for talkin shit, KRob for driving drunk, and sat Dwight Smith down one game over one lil misdeamoner in a public stairwell. he has only been here since the July. Childress obviosly dont play, hes here to win games.

The Minnesota Vikings will win the NFC north division title within one of the following the NFL seasons. Bet Money.

by I bleed purple September 16, 2006