Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.

O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!

by a.wonderhorse June 13, 2010

Local Mexican

User in SoFIFA.com, talks in broken Spanish, and says puto and joto all the time. Connects on General Discussions on the night and mass downvotes selected users, even if they didn't do anything to him. Is related with some Mexican users, and with his alt Mexicano Guapo.

"Oh no, Local Mexican downvoted me and replied to me in broken Spanish"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"

by ameteriavis August 29, 2021

mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.

Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.

by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016

Mexican Zippo

Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.

n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions

by DuckDodgers2350ad November 24, 2011

Mexican Snowshoe

When you are having dirty ass sex with a girl, pull out, and cum on her stank feet.

“How did Grant get aides?”

“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”

by Willies Bear September 5, 2019

Mexican Mudpumping

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.

I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.

by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020

Mexican Mile

When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.

Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.

by TheFiend138 June 16, 2014