Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Annoying Mexican

The one Mexican in school who plays Mexican music at full blast
or who pulls up in his dads truck saying its his cuh

hey have you heard of the new Annoying Mexican?
how could you not hear him?

by Annoying Mexican February 4, 2021

Mexican water

Tequila

A need a lime for this Mexican water

by Brann January 1, 2020

Mexican hoverboard

The lawnmowers that you stand on while operating them

Candice: Where did Jose go?
Juan: Hes over there on the Mexican hoverboard

by Candicejoe69 May 5, 2023

Mexican Cat

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.

Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.

by Refofel July 7, 2015

red mexican

a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders

most illegal immigrants are red mexicans

by beastkillah November 20, 2013

mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.

Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.

by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016