Mexican Heaven

The flea market.

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels

by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012

Mexican Zippo

Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.

n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions

by DuckDodgers2350ad November 24, 2011

The Mexican Hat

Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.

I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.

by murfdizzle83 October 19, 2011

The Mexican Tunnel

Similar to the Dutch Oven. Holding the sheet below you and your partners neck and tigh to the bed with your inside hand, then fart and lift you inside hand to release the sheet only to pull it back down as fast as you can creating a wind type "tunnel" toward you partner for them to enjoy you "essence of anus!"

Brady I gave Cassie The Mexican Tunnel last night, she almost got sick!

by Kris51 November 9, 2011

Mexican Photo

A picture taken with a film camera with the date and time in the bottom right corner

dude i saw this picture of Yesidia's quinceanera and you could definatly tell it was a mexican photo.

by reismanation September 20, 2011

Mexican hoverboard

The lawnmowers that you stand on while operating them

Candice: Where did Jose go?
Juan: Hes over there on the Mexican hoverboard

by Candicejoe69 May 5, 2023

Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018