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Levy Corollary

A principle that states "The diameter of a woman's hoop earrings is directly proportional to her level of promiscuity."

The Levy Corollary is a filter used by men when trying to identify potential sexual partners at a bar or club for single-night session of sexual intercourse.

Although the Levy Corollary can easily be used in a derogatory way (by women, their husbands/boyfriends who are within earshot, etc.), it should not. Attire conforming to the Levy Corollary is useful for both males and females, as it signals a conscious intent to find sexual activity. This helps to negate the chance of miscommunication or wasted effort on the behalf of both parties.
Based upon the Levy Corollary, I knew that chick with hoops the size of a CD was ready to go!
by LevyCorollary December 15, 2009
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Levi

He is a amazing guy. all the chicks dig him but he sticks to the hottest one. he is always getting straight good grades and has a massive dick. He is always having girls ask if they can smash him. He always ends up with the girl he wants. He is amazing at sport and pretty much good at everything.
by ITS HIHIHIHHIHHIHIHIHHIHIHIHIH September 7, 2020
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Levi

Really the best way I can put it is, Levi’s are ok at times when they’re not trying to purposely annoy you. They have a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they are psychopaths and need mental help. Meeting a Levi wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world but he will always disagree with you and stubborn beyond words. So I be sure you are prepared mentally for many disagreements. Lastly Levi’s are delusional and far from innocent.
Sarah: I’ve done all I can to help you Levi but I think you need mental help

Levi: Your right Sarah…I should listen to you more often. Your right about me but I disagree bc I don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing I agree with you.
by www.creedthoughts.gov// June 25, 2023
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Levi Ackerman

A cute, good-looking grumpy Japanese captain who won't leave a piece of you if you're a titan. Loves cleaning and beating up Eren Yeager. Has his own squad... oh sorry, they're dead. Has a four (actually three)-eyed friend. Had another friend with blond hair, but he's dead.
Why didn't you guys clean under the counter? Captain Levi's going to smack the shit out of you if he finds an inch of dust there!

"Levi Ackerman, who is also known as Heichou Levi, has barely survived the fangirls' attack".
by skypierivai November 23, 2021
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Levi

Levi’s are cool short people who are the BEST
Is that Levi omg I think he just scaled a 30 foot fence
by I’m a levi July 8, 2020
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Levi

Levi is a African booty scratcher and he does have a deep voice but not sexy he is shy but funny when he’s comfortable with you he never stops talkin but Levi also have a PHAT ass
Levi ass is fat asl y’all
by Heaventhebackbreaker November 24, 2021
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Levi

A man who chooses someone to love and sticks to them without fail. This person doesn’t always love them back, and they will try and substitute the loss with others. And yet Levi will always return to that person without fail. He will Be their best friend, someone to cry on, their biggest supporter; and yet will even let them love someone else just to see them happy. Levi will work long hours to help forget his pain about the person, and still always make time for them. No matter how you slice it, Levi is an incredibly loyal and loving person; who will do anything for those he loves. Levi is always good in bed as well due to his compassionate being.
Man, Levi is so cool to be around, he is always listening!
by Goated definitions November 29, 2021
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