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Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

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Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

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